Part Human, Part Robot

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

(Source: pseudofailure)

❝ The world isn’t against you, my dear, it just doesn’t care. ❞

—Modern Life Is War (via elizabthstonem)

(Source: melisica)

❝ One day we’ll sit on a giant bed and eat cookies all day long ❞

—(via hypno-cat)

After all of this time you still love me.

IMC RYING OVER THESE SPONGEBOB NOODLES

germanlanguagerocks:

conjectural-technologies:

golgathor:

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BECAUSE LIKE

IT’S IN FRENCH TOO SO ALL THEIR NAMES ARE IN FRENCH ON THE SIDE LIKE WE GO MISTER CRABS AND PATRICK

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OKAY THIS MAKES SENSE EVERYTHING IS GOOD HERE THEN THERE IS SANDY AND GARY

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THIS IS FINE AND THEN THERE IS SPONGEBOB

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ALL GOOD SO WHERE IS THE PROBLEM?

SQUIDWARD.

I MEAN I JUST

YOU THINK OKAY ITS GONNA HAVE SQUID IN IT RIGHT?

NO INSTEAD YOU JUST GET

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CARLO

C A R L O

In German, he’s called Thaddäus Tentakel

upclosefromafar:

oh-haroo:

More nature here

~Nature n stuff~

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(Source: thewalkinggifs)

bombaycinemaclub:

The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

❝ Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all giving you away. Everything you do shows your hand. Everything is a self-portrait. Everything is a diary. ❞

Chuck Palahniuk  (via mercurieux)